I see a truck load of moonshine hiding behind some trees I jumped out to drain my lizard and god as my witness Good thing we got out the exit for me to handle my business Liquor in me got to piss again I feel like I'm about to bust The outcome would of been ridiculous and we wouldn't of survivedīelieve it or not I was the most sober of the five of us We jump in slapper's car don't worry this fool wasn't driven I'll tell you what I love this so much I'm fucked up right now I'm talking about every nationality on this g.l.o.b.eĪnd some do, some don't, some might like it, some wont, When ever legal liquor sold white folks will meetīut we all want to get fucked up and when I say we Ten shots bud lights for chasing and ready for round eleventeenĭemolition Derby's at the races rodeos and hill streets Now real rednecks can get drunk like some shit I've never seen I looked down at red neck he look like he was about to hurlīrother Robby acting similar but was spinning like the world If your going to drink might as well drink until you hit the floorĪfter you hit the floor get your ass up and pour a couple moreĪight I'm alright listen to my words I have drunken up half the bar Pop a bottle pour your self a shot or even brew your own This is my drinking song so you know what you got to doĭrink twelve or twenty one or whatever you do but don't stop at twoĪnd there ain't no rules what you waiting on This might compare to my smoking song but pimping this is not it Keeping up with hill billys acting silly drunker then shit So much fucking liquid in me I got to hit the pisser for sure Incredible hulk mixed with vodka and a Scotch on the rocksĬrown royal with coke a bud light my eye balls afloat They constantly asking for more and trying to pour me up a shot The bottle came from someone's cooler when we left the bonfire party They got 6 shots of tequila and half a bottle of Bacardi I got some red necks with me ready to get drunk and shot the gauge Start this night out right so I don't fall on my face
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